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Measuring Cups lyrics

Get out your measuring cups and we ll play a new game
Come to the front of the class and we ll measure your brain
We ll give you a complex and we ll give it a name

Get out your measuring cups and we ll play a new game
Can t have the cream when the crop and the cream are the same
Liquid or gas no more than the glass will contain

When you talk about the hand of glory
A tale that s rather grim and gory
Is it just another children s story that s been de-clawed?
When the tales of brothers Grimm and Gorey have been outlawed

I think they re gonna make you start over
You don t want to start over
Put your backpack on your shoulder
Be the good little soldier
Take your places now
Cause we re all predisposed

Measuring cups, play a new game
Front of the class, measure your brain
Give you a complex and we ll give it a name

When you talk about the hand of glory
A tale that s rather grim and gory
Is it just another children s story that s been de-clawed?
When the tales of brothers Grimm and Gorey have been outlawed

Put your backpack on your shoulder
Be the good little soldier
It s no different when your older
You re predisposed
That s all for questions now
The case is closed!
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