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I Love Everyone lyrics

Woah, oh, oh
Woah, oh, oh, oh, oh

I used to be an altar boy
And every Sunday I d go to church
And I d get beat up by a kid named Corey Shields
And I swore some day I d kill him
Break in his house and kill his mom
His cat, his dad, his dog
But I m over that now, I m mature

If the bombs fall, I ll catch them
I love everyone
If the bombs fall, I ll catch them
I love everyone

There s a record store called Salzers
I applied there twice for a part time job
And each time that I did, well they turned me down
And I swore some day I d go back, burn it down
And watch all the arrogant clerks run around on fire
But I m over that now, it s the new me

If the bombs fall, I ll catch them
I love everyone
If the bombs fall, I ll catch them
I love everyone

Woah, oh, oh
Woah, oh, oh

SOMEDAY THE SKY WILL OPEN!

All these vengeful fantasies couldn t possibly be true
But these are desperate times, I m a desperate man
And I ll see you on the news

If the bombs fall, I ll catch them
I love everyone
If the bombs fall, I ll catch them
I love everyone

Woah, oh, oh
Woah, oh, oh
I love everyone
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