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Davey s Song lyrics
He dine and dash me! He chew and screw me!
He sip and skip me!

What?

He no pay for his four scorpion bowl

Oh, boy

I m the kinda guy that can t stand the holiday
So I drink them all away
That s me

I don t decorate no trees
And I won t eat no potato lakees
But I ll give this old ladies melons a squeeze
That s just who I am

Well, I ll never spin a dreidel
But I ll always throw an egg
And I ll Charlie horse your leg for laughs

While you re singing your holiday tune
I m acting like the town Bafoon
Whipping out my big white scary moon
And blowing a beef your way

I hate folks who think reindeer are cute
To me they re just something to shoot
I hate love, I hate you, I hate me

Well I m a snowmobile stealing
No tis the season feeling
Kind of guy
(Kind of guy)

This time of year sucks
So I take my numchucks
And make sure every snowman dies

Believing in Santa s all wrong
And Chanukah s eight days too long
I hate love, I hate you, I hate me
I hate love, I hate you, I hate me
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