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Long Ago lyrics
It all seemed so long ago
Young and happy don t you know
Down by the creek I would show
Fireflies to that girl

But that was back when he was nice
Before my warm heart turned to ice
My sister s wig once had lice
But that was long ago

The schoolyard s where we were
The first time I kissed her
He thought he got some tongue
But it was only retainer

Eleanore s bra is a trainer
Well, over there?s my family home
And the woods we used to roam
The only time I had sex was on the phone

But that was long ago
I carved our names upon that tree
I loved him and he loved me
My darling wife was once a he

But that was long ago
He d always whisper in my ear
But then I started drinkin beer
My jewels got licked by six frisky deer

Now he s just a loner and a lier
And my trailor s caught on fire, fire?
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