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Masturbata lyrics
(A.Sandler)
Sitting in my house, and I know that I m alona,
Feeling kinda horny, got a jingle in my bona.
Go and grab a Penthouse its the one with Sharon Stona.
Hey Masturbata!!
I go a little faster and its feeling kind of nicea,
Once ain t enough so I have to do it twicea.
If you wanna spank the monkey I can give you good advicea.
Hey Masturbata!!
I use some baby oil or a little Vaselina,
Laying down a towel so I keep my carpet cleana.
Never shake my hand cause you don t know where its beena
Hey Masturbata!!
I do it in the car when I m driving down the streeta,
One hand on the wheel and the other s on my meata.
I can t get out the car cause I m sticking to the seata.
Hey Masturbata!
Since I was a kid I have been a Masturbata,
choke the chicken, hum the knob, squeezing the tomata.
I ve looked at Ms. November now I n gonna decorate her.
Hey Masturbata!
Buffing the banana, Mr. Lizard shaking bacona,
Pounding on the flounder and its mayonnaise I m makinga.
Spank the frank, wax the carrot, god my hand is achinga.
Hey Masturbata!
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