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Ode To My Car lyrics
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Piece of shit car
I got a piece of shit car
That fuckin pile of shit
Never gets me very far

My car s a big piece of shit
Cause the shocks are fucking shot
And my seatbelt s fucking broken
I got to tie it in a knot
(It s a piece of shit)

I can t see through the windshield
Cause it s got a big fucking crack
And the interior smells real bad
Cause my friend puked in the back
(It s a piece of shit)

(Piece of shit car)
Piece of shit car
(He s got a piece of shit car)
It sucks royal dick
(That fuckin pile of shit)
100% crap
(Never gets him very far)
Oh fuck you car

It s got no CD player, it only got the 8-track
Whoever designed my car can lick my sweaty nut sack
(They can bite his ass too)
And I got no fuckin brakes
I m always way out of control
Eleven times a day I hear "Hey, watch it asshole"
(You fuckin piece of shit)

(Piece of shit car)
I got piece of shit car
(He got a piece of shit car)
Diesel gas sucks my ass
(That fuckin pile of shit)
That pile of metal shit
(Never gets him very far)

Oh what the fuck did I do
What the fuck did I do
What the fuck did I do
To get stuck with you
You re too wide for drive-thru
And you smell like the shoe
But I m too broke to buy something new
Oh fuck me

Well the engine likes to flood
The car always fuckin stalls
And the seat cushion s got a big rip
So a spring always pokes the balls
(Ouch, ouch, ouch)
Plus the door locks are busted
I gotta use a fucking coat hanger
(What a pain in his ass)
And if a girlie sees my car
There s no chance I ll ever bang her
(He never ever gets da pussy)
Hey shut up
(Piece of shit car)
You piece of shit car

(You got a piece of shit car)
You piece of shit car
(Piece of shit car)
Bald fuckin tires
(You got a piece of shit car)
No rearview fucking mirror
(Piece of shit car)
Seven different colors
(You got a piece of shit car)
Fucking rag for a gas cap
(Piece of shit car)
Tailpipe makes the sparks fly everywhere
(You got a piece of shit car)
(Piece of shit car)
(You got a piece of shit car)
(Piece of shit car)
Oh the whole town thinks I m a loser
(You got a piece of shit car)
Cabby give me a push
(Piece of shit car...)
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