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The Excited Southerner Proposes To A Woman lyrics
[Setting: A restaurant with music playing in the background]
"And now the Excited Southerner proposes to a girl."

[Girl:] "You wanted to ask me something?"
[Excited Southerner:] "Yes, I did. I - first of all I just wanted to say that you re --
very pretty girl, and I, I -- hoo --
you the -- we ve known each other for so long now,
and-uh, it s about time that the two of us --
we re both getting older right now, and-uh, and I don t want to die alone, I --
tell you that much -- hoo --
getting ahead of myself --
got ta slow down, hoo-hoo, concentrate on what I m trying to get across
to you right now, hoo, I mean,
whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-willing to be a house husband,
you don t have to qu-qu-qu-qu-quit your job there,
there, I m, I m, the-, I m, I m -- hoo, honeymoon in the Poconos, with the --
hoo, woo hoo -- sex optional --
you don t have to do what you don t want to do, hoo hoo hoo hoo,
someday you re going to love me, and that -- that s fi--
til death do us part I,
we ll get the chocolate cake and the sunrise and the sunset --
no prenuptial agree --"
[Girl:] "Look, are you trying to ask me to marry you?
Because I m just not ready for that kind of commitment."
[Excited Southerner:] "Coooooo."
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