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Valentine s Day lyrics
When the postman don t call on Valentine s Day
And Santa Claus don t come on a Christmas Day
That umbrella won t work on a rainy day
Don t ask me, I already know

When they find you beached on the barrier reef
And the only pleasure treasured is in map relief
The choice is yours sure, saint or thief
Don t ask me I already know

Yes they baked your cake in little slices
Kept your eye on rising prices
Wound up winning booby prizes
I m sure you d like to think you know what life is

Find destiny through magazines
Lip-licking, unzipping, Harpers and Queens
From here to eternity without in-betweens
Don t ask me, I already know

With your heart on parade and your heart on parole
I hope you find a sucker to buy that mink stole
School for scandal, guess who s enrolled?
So ask me, I already know

When they find you beached on the barrier reef
When the postman don t call on Valentine s Day
When the only pleasure treasured is in map relief
When you don t tell the truth, that s the price you pay

When I m shaking a hand, I m clenching a fist
If you gave me a pound for the moments I missed
And I got dancing lessons for all the lips I shoulda kissed
I d be a millionaire, I d be a Fred Astaire
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