song lyrics
Ain t That A Hell Of A Note lyrics
I hollered, "Hey honey, I m home"
Like I do every day at four
But the TV ain t on and the car is gone
She must be at the store

Then I spied this piece of paper
It looked like a list of things to do
But when I got down to number six
I realized we were through

(One)
The plumber couldn t make it today
(Two)
I ve decided that I m going away
(Three)
The dog s at the vet, the hearing is set
Do you see what I m trying to say?

(Five)
Don t forget to take out the trash
(Six)
I m sorry but I m not coming back
You can t sugar coat what she really wrote
Now ain t that a hell of a note

I just stood there and scratched my head
As my chin dropped to the floor
But not even a tear after all these years
I expected a little bit more

I was countin on grabbin a good, cold beer
Stretchin out on the couch
But she went by the numbers
And I got counted out

(One)
The plumber couldn t make it today
(Two)
I ve decided that I m going away
(Three)
The dog s at the vet, the hearing is set
Do you see what I m trying to say?

(Five)
Don t forget to take out the trash
(Six)
I m sorry but I m not coming back
You can t sugar coat what she really wrote
Now ain t that a hell of a note

Ah, ain t that a hell of a note
song lyrics