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Mama s Gettin Ready For Christmas lyrics

Yeah, we all know it s comin
Every year Thanksgivin Day
We re gonna wish we hadn t
But we all come over anyway

And it s nice to see the family
And Lord, her cookin s great
But when she starts a hummin on Jingle Bells
We know there ain t no escape

Cause mama s gettin ready for Christmas
And you better stay out of her way
She s got a million lights, a ton of decorations
And they gotta go up today

Yeah, there ain t no doubt when they re all pulled out
She s gonna have a job for you
Mama s gettin ready for Christmas
So you better get ready too

Now she s the queen of redneck Christmas
At least that s what my daddy thinks
While he s climbin up the ladder with an eight foot Santa
That laughs and waves and blinks

Last year my brother Bill almost got killed
Wirin up that artificial tree
And when I get done with these stupid plastic reindeer
That s the last that woman s gonna see of me, I bet you that

Mama s gettin ready for Christmas
And you better stay out of her way
She s got a million lights, a ton of decorations
And they gotta go up today

Now there ain t no doubt when they re all pulled out
She s gonna have a job for you
Mama s gettin ready for Christmas
So you better get ready too

Oh, the front yard s gonna look like Las Vegas
And folks will come from near and far
Cause everybody knows when she throws that switch
Christmas is about to start

Yeah, mama s gettin ready for Christmas
And you better stay out of her way
She s got a million lights, a ton of decorations
And they gotta go up today

Now there ain t no doubt when they re all pulled out
She s gonna have a job for you
Yeah, mama s gettin ready for Christmas
So you better get ready too

I said my mama s gettin ready for Christmas
Merry Christmas everybody
So you better get ready too
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