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Fantasy Man lyrics

I don t drink tea
Or white chablis
I sit around and watch tv
Don t send flowers
Or take showers
But I ll be there to pull your weeds
Oh yeah
I don t read books
I don t french cook
Or stroll around in galleries
I hate opera
I hate Oprah
Don t fill my head with poetry

You just want to squeeze my masculinity
Why can t you leave it alone
Hey, hey I ain t gonna change
Hey, hey don t you love it this way
Hey, hey I am what I am
So please understand
I m not you fantasy man

I don t do dishes
And I m suspicious
Of any grown-up man who does
I m homophobic
Don t do aerobics
Just lay around and catch a buzz

You just want to squeeze my masculinity
Why can t you leave it alone
Hey, hey I ain t gonna change
Hey, hey don t you love it this way
Hey, hey I am what I am
So please understand
I m not you fantasy man

Hey, hey I ain t gonna change
Hey, hey don t you love me this way
Hey, hey I am what I am
So please understand
I m not your fantasy man

You just want to squeeze my masculinity
Why can t you leave it alone
Hey, hey I ain t gonna change
Hey, hey don t you love it this way
Hey, hey I am what I am
So please understand
I m not you fantasy man
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