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Man Of The Year lyrics
I wake up every morning
Six o clock, I m right on time
I eat a low fat breakfast
I tie a perfect tie

I kiss the wife, I hug the kids
I pat the dogs and cats
I never lose anything
My car keys or my hat

Cause I m the man of the year
I m the man of the year

I never cheat at finals
Or miss a day at school
My urine tests are perfect
My prostate is a jewel

Cause I m the man of the year
I m the man of the year
I m the man of the year

I m never, ever jealous
I m never, ever cruel
I m a graduate of Harvard
Where I never broke the rules

The Queen made me a knight
The Pope made me a saint
The President plays golf with me
I make Madonna faint

So why am I so lonely
Depressed and in despair
If I pull this trigger in my mouth
Will anybody care

It was the greatest funeral
I laid in perfect state
And later I will meet the Lord
I bet He just can t wait

To meet the man of the year
I m the man of the year
Stand in line to meet the man
I m the man, I m the man, I m the man
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