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I Cant Dance lyrics

+I Can t Dance
I can t dance.
I can t dance.
Besides, I m two feet shorter than the girls are.
All these dancing parties are just plain dumb.
When they asked, I should have said, "I can t come."
There s a girl with braces,
Standing by the punch bowl and she s making funny faces.
I guess she wants to dance.
I can t dance.
I can t dance.
Besides I look so awful in these braces.
If that boy wants me to dance, I ll just die.
I m so tall, and he s about three feet high.
Ever since September,
I ve been taking dancing lessons, now I can t remember
How the heck to dance.
Pardon me.
My name s Jeff.
And I don t mind if you are tall and skinny.
And those braces on your teeth,
They re real neat.
Thank you for the compliment, Gee you re sweet.
Your name is Carlotta.
I met you last summer when we went to Camp Granada.
We oughta try to dance.
Right foot first.
Left foot next.
I think you re sposed to do it to the music.
You don t really look so bad, just your ears.
When do you take your braces off?
Four more years.
By the time your teeth are ready,
I ll be two feet taller, and I ll ask you to go steady.
Then we ll dance.
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