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Little Butterball lyrics

+Little Butterball
I m called Little Butterball,
Dear Little Butterball,
Though I could never tell why.
My calories mount.
My cholesterol count
Is as high as an elephant s eye.
They told me to diet.
I promised I d try it,
Yet somehow my weight would not budge.
Each Metrecal cookie
To me tasted ookie,
So I covered it with hot fudge.
I ate watercresses,
And other such messes,
And pushed all my favorites aside.
I said to the caterers,
"No more mashed potaterers,
Just baked, and hash browned, and french fried."
I sing this sad song
Cause my diet went wrong,
Though I honestly tried to pay heed.
I don t care how high
Is an elephant s eye,
But an elephant s rear I don t need!
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