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The Bronx Bird Watcher lyrics

+The Bronx Bird Watcher
On a branch of a tree sat a little tomtit,
Singing willow, tit willow, tit willow.
An uncomfortable place for a boidie to sit,
Singing willow, tit willow, tit willow.
So I said to him, "Boidie, why don t you go way?"
He said, "Thenks very much, but I m planning to stay.
I m gung sit on that branch for the rest of the day,
Singing willow, tit willow, tit willow."
So I said to him, "Boidie, you look so distraught.
Singing willow, tit willow, tit willow.
You gonna be glad when you ll see what I brought.
A pillow, a pillow, a pillow."
I said, "Boidie, your pardon I humbly would beg.
Put this comfortable pillow right under your leg."
He said, "Leave me alone while I m laying an egg.
Uh willow, tit willow, tit willow."
That night by the light of a matzoh ball moon,
Singing willow, tit willow, tit willow.
That boidie was singing the same catchy tune.
Willow, tit willow, tit willow.
And I came, and I took him right down from his branch,
And I brought him back home to mine split-level ranch,
And I said to my wife, "Here s a gift for you, Blanche.
He sings willow, tit willow, tit willow. "
Next morning I got up and went to the shop,
Singing willow, tit willow, tit willow.
That tune was so catchy, it just wouldn t stop.
Willow willow willow titty willow willow willow
   titty willow willow willow willow.
That night I said, "Blanche, how s the bird?"  She said, "Well,
The boid was delicious, it tasted just swell.
But as I fricaseed him, he gave out a yell:
Oi willow, tit willow, tit willow. "
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