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The Painless Dentist Song lyrics

(parody of "The Continental (You Kiss While You re Dancing)" by Leo
Reisman & His
Orchestra, from the movie "The Gay Divorc?e")
Beautiful molars...
Lovely bicuspids...
I m Dr. Prentice, the painless dentist;
By that what s meant is,
It really doesn t hurt.
This is Miss Klinger; you ve met her finger.
So open wide, and Miss Klinger will squirt.
Well, well, I say there.
We ve got decay there.
Can t let it stay there and cause you all that pain.
So please Miss Klinger, remove your finger,
And won t you hand me down my Novocaine.
It s far worse than I thought it was;
My charge is gonna be large.
Don t be unwilling,
It s just a filling,
I m simply drilling to dig a little pit.
Don t fight Miss Klinger, or bite her finger
And now while I change the drill you can spit.
I hum while you re bleeding;
It takes your mind off
The things I grind off.
Your gums are receding;
You ll have to come back,
We ll build that gum back.
And now if you will open wide,
Miss Klinger s gonna put her whole darn fist inside.
That s it... now it s over.
They ll be a puffiness around your cheeks,
You ll have to eat soft food for three more weeks,
And if you ll kindly stop those ghastly shrieks,
I m through.
Beautiful molars...
Lovely bicuspids...
By Dr. Prentice!
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