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Calling It Quits lyrics
He s a serious mister
Shake his hand and he ll twist your arm
With monopoly money
We ll be buying the funny farm
So I ll do flips,
And get paid in chips
From a diamond as big as the ritz--
Then I m calling it quits


Eyes the color of candy
Lies to cover the handicap
Though your slippers are ruby
You ll be led to the booby trap
And there s no prize,
Just a smaller size
So I m wearing the shoe til it fits--
Then I m calling it quits


Now he s numbering himself among the masterminds
Cause he s hit upon the leverage of valentines
Lifting dialogue from judy garland storylines
Where get-tough girls turn into goldmines


But oh, those polaroid babies
Taking chances with rabies
Happy to tear me to bits--
Well, I m calling it quits
Yes, I m calling it quits.
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