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Love For Sale lyrics

Well I wake up this morning I rolled out of bed
I felt like a dog who s been kicked in the head
Checked out my mail there was letter that read
Love for sale, love for sale

I picked up the phone I called everyone I could
I let my fingers do the walking through the telephone book
You can t catch a fish if you ain t got the hook
Love for sale, love for sale

Send up a signal throw me a line
Somebody explain " this funny Valentine"
It might not be legal but it sure ain t a crime
I m one step from crazy and two steps behind

I called Lt. Columbo from my TV set
I ve tried the Dating Game I haven t found her yet
I m hoping that she s looking like a Penthouse Pet
Love for sale, love for sale

[Solo]

We ve been living together 3 years,
2 hours, 20 minutes maybe four houndred beers
You can t shop for love when you re shopping at, Sears
Love for sale, love for sale

I guess I ve learnt my lesson it was easy to see
My old lady she played this joke on me
I never looked where I forgot it would be
Love for sale, love for sale
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