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I work down at the pizza pit
And I drive and old Hundai
I still live with my mom and dad
I 5 3 and overweight

I m a Sci-fi fantatic
Mild asthmatic
Never been to 2nd base
But there s a whole nother me
That you need to see
Go check out MySpace

Cause online I m down in Hollywood
I m 6 5 and I look damn good
I drive a Mazarati
I m a black belt in Karate
And I love a good glass of wine

It turns girls on that I m mysterious
I tell em I don t want nothing serious
Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one time

I m so much cooler online
So much cooler online

I get home, I kiss my mom
And she fixes me a snack
I head down to my basement bedroom
And fire up the mac

In real life, the only time I
Ever even been to LA
Was when I got the chance with the marching band
To play tuba in the Rose Parade.

Online I live in Malibu
I posed for Calvin Kline, I ve been in GQ
I m single and I m rich
And I got a set of six pack abs that ll blow your mind

It turns girls on that I m mysterious
I tell em I don t want nothing serious
Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one time

I m so much cooler online
Yeah I m cooler online

When you got my kinda stats, it s hard to get a date
Let alone a real girlfriend
But I grow another foot
And I lose a bunch of weight everytime I log in

Online I m out in Hollywood
I m 6 5 and I look damn good
Even on a slow day, I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one time

I m so much cooler online
Yeah I m cooler online
I m so much cooler online
Yeah I m cooler online
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