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You Need A Man Around Here lyrics

You ve sure got a real nice place
So don t take this the wrong way
But I can tell by your decorating taste
You ve been alone too long
You ve got more candles than a midnight mass
That fancy mirror adds a touch of class
But do you know how good a mounted bass
Would look there on that wall

[Chorus]
You need a man around here
You can t do it all by yourself
To me it s painfully clear
That you could use a little help
Someone to kill the spiders
Change the channel and drink the beer
Seems to me that you sure need
A man around here

Thumbing through your stack of magazines
I don t see a Maxim or Field and Stream
I haven t been in a room this clean
Since they took my appendix out
Well you ve gotta be kidding me
Don t tell me that thing is your TV
My laptop s got a bigger screen
Baby, there ain t no doubt

[Repeat chorus]

Someone to kill the spiders
And by the way, you re out of beer
Seems to me that you sure need
A man around here
Yeah, it seems to me that you sure need
A man around here
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