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Couldn t Care Less lyrics
I guess I lied to you when I told you I like baseball
It s not so much the game I like it s the hats
See this white band around my neck? it s nice!
It s not just fashion
Hartz made it to protect me from ticks fleas and gnats

I couldn t care less what s in a chocolate mousse
I couldn t care less what are the five fruits in five alive juice
I couldn t care less how old are ernie and bert
I couldn t care less what s under kd lang s skirt

Shaggy said to velma, "hey now velma how you doing? "
And velma said "jinkies shag I m just fine."
Then daphne said to fred "hey let s get drunk down in the forest"
And all night fred was yakking up red wine

I couldn t care less why was fonzie cool
I couldn t care less how sweat hogs do in school
I couldn t care less how do they fill the caramilk bar
I couldn t care less my car says "the door, is ajar."


I couldn t care less what s in a chocolate mousse
I couldn t care less what are the five fruits in five alive juice
I couldn t care less how old are ernie and bert
I couldn t care less what s under kd lang s skirt

I wish I had a nickname like crusher, snake or kenneth
Cause guys with nicknames always get the gals
When I grow up I ll name my children alice albert and alfred
I ll call them for supper like this, "dinner s ready, al!"

I couldn t care less what morton downey says
I couldn t care less what s on the head of my pez
I couldn t care less do zoodles need a trained zookeeper?
I couldn t care less why s the super big gulp cheaper
No really, that s ridiculous

I couldn t care less what s in a chocolate mousse
It s ground up antlers
I couldn t care less what are the five fruits in five alive juice
Apples, cheese, broccoli
I couldn t care less how old are ernie and bert
Their like fourty or something
I couldn t care less what s under kd lang s skirt
I really don t know
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