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Soul Suckin Jerk lyrics

Caddy

I got a job making money for the man
throwing chicken in a bucket with a soda pop can

Puke green uniform on my back
I had to set it on fire in vat of chicken fat

I leaped on the counter like a bird with no hair
running through the mini-mall in my under ware

I got lost downtown, couldn t find a ride home
sun went down, I got frozen to the bone

Till a Hooker let me share her fake fur coat
As I took a little nap, the cops picked up us both

I tried to explain I was only trying to get warm
I knew I never ever should have burned my uniform

He said, "Too bad, better bite the bullet hard son."
I didn t have no teeth so I stole his gun

As I crawled out the window with my shadow on the spoon
Dancing on the roof shooting holes in the moon

get busy

you know it

I Ain t gonna work for no soul sucking jerk
I m gonna take it all back and I ain t sayin jack (2X)

(something really distorted)

I m standing right here with the beer in my hand
and my mouth is full of sand and I don t understand

Fourteen days I ve been sleeping in a pawn
Better get a claim check tattooed on my arm

Whistling Dixie with the Dixie cup filled
with the Barbecue sauce and the dental floss gel

Big fat fingers pointing into my face
telling me to get busy cleaning up this place

I got bent like a wet cigarette
Now she s coming after me with a butterfly net

Riding on a moo cow ringing a bell
Black cat wrapped and I m rolling down the hill

Muzzle on my leg and I m trying not to beg
taking turns baking worms with the bacon and eggs

Now they got me in a bird cage flapping my jaw
like a brothel in the stars just waiting to fall

So gimme what I ve got to get so I can go
Cause I ain t washing dishes in the ditch no more

I Ain t gonna work for no soul sucking jerk
I m gonna take it all back and I ain t sayin jack (2X)

no no no no...

soul sucking jerk (fish voice)

I Ain t gonna work for no soul sucking jerk
I m gonna take it all back and I ain t sayin jack

you know it

I Ain t gonna work for no soul sucking jerk (fades)

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I m not sure of some of this stuff, especially:
brothel
Muzzle
moo cow
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