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Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny lyrics

You came twice last year like a Sears catalog,
Cause your last boyfriend makes love like Boss Hogg,
Well now you re seeing me but soon I ll have you seeing God,
Cause girl I ll get you panting like you re Pavlov s dog,
Like a DC-10: guaranteed to go down,
But baby your black box is the one that I found,
I ll give you the gift that keeps on givin it won t cost you any money,
Then she grabbed me by the ears and said kiss me where it smells funny.

So down I go like I m 2000 Flushes,
I can tell I m doing something right by the way that she blushes,
She s one that s speechless, I m the one that s tongue tied,
She s thinking holy mackerel I m thinking tuna on the side,
There must be something wrong with Al Pacino s nose,
Cause the scent of a woman is like rotten tomatoes,
Yeah I m snorkeling for clams and it doesn t matter if I wanna be,
Don t come up for air until you kiss me where it smells funny.

Drop my face below her waist and stay on third base,
I can tell that the cherry s ripe by the way it tastes,
Yeah I could make a lot of wine with the yeast I find inside her panties,
And then drink it while eating out down at the Seafood Shanty,
Drop my face below her waist and stay on third base,
I can tell that the cherry s ripe by the way it tastes,
Yeah I could make a lot of wine with the yeast I find inside her panties,
And then drink it while eating out down at the Seafood Shanty.
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