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The Bad Touch lyrics

Ha-Ha! Well now, we call this the act of mating
But there are several other very important differences
Between human beings and animals that you should know about

I d appreciate your input

Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants and I ll bet you ll feel nuts
Yes I m Siskel, yes I m Ebert and you re getting two thumbs up
You ve had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you re out of bounds
I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns
Come quicker than FedEx never reach an apex just like Coca-Cola stock you are inclined
To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time

Do it now
You and me baby ain t nothin but mammals
So let s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain t nothin but mammals
So let s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin horny now

Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific I wanna be down in your South Seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means "Small Craft Advisory"
So if I capsize on your thighs high tide, B-5 you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on I m Mister Coffee with an automatic drip
So show me yours I ll show you mine "Tool Time" you ll Lovett just like Lyle
And then we ll do it doggy style so we can both watch "X-Files"

Do it now
You and me baby ain t nothin but mammals
So let s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain t nothin but mammals
So let s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin horny now

You and me baby ain t nothin but mammals
So let s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain t nothin but mammals
So let s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it now
You and me baby ain t nothin but mammals
So let s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain t nothin but mammals
So let s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin horny now
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