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You re Pretty When I m Drunk lyrics

One Night Me And The Crew Hit The Road On A Mission
To Slurp Free Brew And Go Fuzzy Flounder Fishin
Kayjees On The Hi-Fi And The Keg Was Bottomless
Until We Brought Skip O Pot2mus
And Daddy s Gonna Get Some Probably Underage And Dumb
And Everybody Knows That The Daddy Eats His Young
Lupus In The Lavatory Making A Big Stink
Macing Up The Toilet Seat And Pooping In The Sink
M.S.G.?S Tanked Up And Wizzin In A Cup
Waiting For A Sprinkle Genie To Come And Drink It Up
Cause I m The One Bottle Willy With The 12 Horse Ale
After That I Get Silly Like Soupy Sales
Now It s Midnight And I m Completely Boofy Blitzed
A Six Of Shlitz And The Jew Brew Manischewitz
With My Beer-Tinted Glasses I m Ready To Bitty Battle
I m Hungry Like The Wolf But I ll End Up Tending Cattle
Cause You re Pretty When I m Drunk
(You re Pretty When I m Drunk)
[X4]
(And I m Pretty Fuckin Drunk)
Here She Comes, A Funky Fried Cutie
Mr. Jimmy Pop Ali Is Gonna Get Some Booty
Cause I m Mr. Mcfeelie With A Speedy Delivery
You d Think I Was A Ditch The Way This Chick Was Diggin Me
But Maybe I Should Check And See If This Is Where I Wanna Be
Hey Lupus Is She Cute? Yea For A Pygmie
Aw! What Do You Know? You re Probably Going Home Alone
And It Wouldn t Be The First Time That I Gave A Dog A Bone
Plus Beauty, It s Only Skin Deep
It s In The Eye Of The Beholder And My Beholder s About To Tweak
I Could Tap That Barrel, In Fact I Know I Can
It s A M?nag? A Trois You And Me And Heineken

Cause You re Pretty When I m Drunk
(You re Pretty When I m Drunk) [X4]

Regrets I ve Had A Few
First And Foremost I d Like To Mention You
For The Sake Of Conversation We ll Call You The Brand New Heavy
Your A Mix Between An Ugnaut And Eugene Levy
You Can Call It Big-Boned, I Prefer To Call It Gut
Your Buddha Your Shamu Your Jabba The Fuckin Hutt
You Had Harpoon Scars And Your Boobies Were Hairy
I Smelt Tuna Melt But I Wasn?T Gonna Worry
It Was 3 A.M. And I Wasn t Gettin Squat
So I Rolled You Up In Flour And Aimed It For The Wet Spot
I Was Buttering Rolls Like A Soup Kitchen Christian
Then It Hit Me Something Bit Me While My Little Rod Was Fishin
I Was Deep Sea Fishing I Took A Fat Chance
But How Was I Supposed To Know That Jabberjaws
Lived In Your Pants
At That Junction I Came To Realize
That Only Frank Purdue Likes Thighs That Size
Fatty Fatty Boom Ba Latty I Gotta Lament
That You Were Not A Girl You Were An Experiment
Cause You re Pretty When I m Drunk
(You re Pretty When I m Drunk)
You re Pretty When I m Drunk
And I m pretty fucking drunk
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