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Please Mrs. Henry lyrics

Well, I ve already had two beers
I m ready for the broom
Please, Missus Henry, won t you
Take me to my room ?
I m a good old boy
But I ve been sniffin too many eggs
Talkin to too many people
Drinkin too many kegs
Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry,
Please
Please, Missus Henry, please
I m down on my knees
And I ain t got a dime.

Well, I m groanin in a hallway
Pretty soon I ll be mad
Please, Missus Henry, won t you
Take me to your dad ?
I can drink like a fish
I can crawl like a snake
I can bite like a turkey
I can slam like a drake
Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry,
Please
Please, Missus Henry, please
I m down on my knees
And I ain t got a dime.

Now, don t crowd me, lady
Or I ll fill up your shoe
I m a sweet bourbon daddy
And tonight I am blue
I m a thousand years old
And I m a generous bomb
I m T-boned and punctured
But I m known to be calm
Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry,
Please
Please, Missus Henry, please
I m down on my knees
And I ain t got a dime.
Now, I m startin to drain
My stool s gonna squeak
If I walk too much farther
My crane s gonna leak
Look, Missus Henry
There s only so much I can do
Why don t you look my way
And pump me a few ?
Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry,
Please
Please, Missus Henry, please
I m down on my knees
And I ain t got a dime.
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