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Plastic Jesus lyrics

I don t care if it
Rains or freezes
As long as I ve got my
Plastic Jesus
Ridin on the dashboard
Of my car

Through my trials
And tribulations
And my travels
Through the nation
With my plastic Jesus
I ll go far

Ridin down the thoroughfare
With a nose up in the air
A wreck may be ahead
But he don t mind

Trouble comin
He don t see
He just keeps his eye on me
And any other thing that lies behind

With my plastic Jesus
Goodbye and I ll go far
I said with my plastic Jesus
Sitting on the dashboard of my car

When I m in a traffic jam
He don t care if I say damn
I can let all my curses roll

Cos Jesus plastic doesn t hear
Cos he has a plastic ear
The man who invented plastic
Saved my soul

With my plastic Jesus
Goodbye and I ll go far
I said with my plastic Jesus
Sitting on the dashboard of my car

An if I weave around at night
Policemen think I m very tight
They never find my bottle
Though they ask

Cos plastic Jesus shelters me
For his head comes off you see
He s hollow and I use him like a flask

Woa Woa Woa

Save me

I don t care if it s dark or scary
Long as I got magnetic Mary
Ridin on the dashboard of my car

I feel that I m protected amply
I ve got the love of the whole damn family
Ridin on the dashboard of my car

With my plastic Jesus
I said goodbye
And I ll go far

And I said with my plastic Jesus
I said sittin on the dashboard of my car

When I m goin fornicatin
I ve got my ceramic Satan
Sittin on the dashboard of my car
Women know I m on the level
Thanks to the wide-eyed stoneware devil
Sneerin from the dashboard of my car
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