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You are my best friend in the world, and I hope that you know.
When we hang out together, it s freaking awesome.
Playing poker, Friday nights, Beer, romantic golf-cart races. You think that my sister s hot. I accidently shot your finger off. You re writing (??), you get disability. I broke my leg, you laughed so hard and told me if you lived to stop at the bar.

You ll tell the world I m gay when you hear me say that I really and truly feel this way. Not that there s anything wrong with being gay. And sometimes we punch each other in the face, like when I hit on your mom and got to second base. I m trying to say I love you in a heterosexual way.

We fart and burp in the same key, and I think your Ipod sucks. You make fun of my hair because yours is disappearing. I ve seen your penis, you ve seen mine, I popped your pimples, you rubbed aloe vera on my sunburned back, you ran defense when I shit my pants. You felt my girl s brand new boobs. You asked to suck em, she refused. Oh, while you slept I shaved your head, you woke up nd told me that I...

You ll tell the world I m gay when you hear me say that I really and truly feel this way. Not that there s anything wrong with being gay. And sometimes we punch each other in the face, like when I hit on your mom and got to second base. I know you know I love you (I freaking love you, dude). I m trying to say I love you in a heterosexual way.

You ll tell the world I m gay when you hear me say that I really and truly feel this way. Not that there s anything wrong with being gay. And sometimes we punch each other in the face, like when I hit on your mom and got to second base. I m trying to say I love you in a heterosexual way.
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