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I Can t Stand L.a. lyrics

Well I love New York like everyone
And I go to Las Vegas to chill
I like Denver Colorado cuz it s so laid back
And Chicago keeps it real
Well I only leave Dallas when I have to buy
When I do I like Tulsa, OK
And I ain t got nothin against California
But I can t stand L.A.

Well Orlando Florida is humid but it s swell
Austin and Nashville, both freakin rock (yes they do)
And New Orleans is evil but it s part of the appeal
You can gamble, drink and swear until you drop
The state of Ohio has been great to our band
Along with Philly and Green Bay
I got nothing but love for Hollywood
But I can t stand L.A.

I like Salt Lake City, Portland, Frisco, Santa Fe
Indianapolis, Hartford too
Boise, Memphis, Sioux Falls, and of course KZ
Along with Pittsburg and Kalamazoo
Atlanta is our home away from home
And here s a shout out to Sauge (Take a moment to explain where Sauge is... Oh ya it s St. Louis)
And I wish my friends would leave that place
Cuz I can t stand L.A.

Traffic sucks, no protected lefts (That Ranger s so cool)
Snooty fucks, pollution fills the air
Gang fights, seven dollar beer
And instead of breaking off into the sea

And now to give Los Angeles the benefit of a doubt
Jammy, Camel, In n Out and great sushi
And adversity everywhere
Really hot chicks wearing next to nothin
And the Santa Monica Pier

Thank you for our hair metal and the 84 olympics
And for BFFs radio play
Well please don t take this personally
No I m happy to visit but I m happier to leave
And I guess what it is I m tryin to say is
I can t stand L.A.
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