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Luckiest Loser lyrics

[VERSE 1]
Man your really one heck of a guy
Best friends since junior high
You showed me Playboy for the very first time
That was rad
We saw Bon Jovi we sat in the front row
I pierced your ear right before the show
We stole your brother s beer and he didn t know
Whoa

[1ST CHORUS]
Your new girlfriend is a son of a gun
Did you fall in love
Or did you just want to get some
That girl is crazy she s a lo-co-motion
I know you know she used to be my girl
You d better run for cover
Cause she s tickin like a time bomb
And did i mention that youbothsuck.com
Now your stuck with her
Like Mellencamp is stuck with cougar.
I guess that makes me the LUCKIEST LOSER

[VERSE 2]
I met her at a kegger passed out in the yard
Gettin in her pants wasn t really that hard
6 months later she crashed my car
That was rad
She s got a growth from her spray on tan
Marilyn manson is her favorite band
I really think she might worship Satan, not a fan

[2ND CHORUS]
Your new boyfriend is a son of a gun
Did you fall in love
Or did Ya just want to get some
That girl is crazy she s a lo-co-motion
I know you know she used to be my girl
You should run for cover
Cause she s tickin like a time bomb
And did i mention that youbothsuck.com
Now he s stuck with you
Like a frat guy with a bad tattoo
Like celebrity golf with Alice Cooper
Guess that makes me the LUCKIEST LOSER

[BRIDGE]
Mel Gibson, Danny Clover you deserve each other
I ll leave the weapon when you take her home ta
Meet your mother
She was a superstar
Back seat of my car
Those days are over now
But Life goes on
ye ah

[3RD CHORUS]
Your new girlfriend is a son of a gun
Did you fall in love
Or did you just want to get some
That girl is crazy she s a lo-co-motion
I know you know she used to be my girl
You d better run for cover
Cause she s tickin like a time bomb
And did i mention that youbothsuck.com
Now your stuck wit her
Like Mellencamp is stuck with cougar.
Like number two on a pooper scooper
I guess that makes me te LUCKIEST LOSER

That girl is crazy she s a lo-co-motion(luckiest loser)
I know you know she used to be my girl(luckiest loser)
You d better run for cover cause she s ticken like a time bomb(luckiest loser)
And did i mention that you both suck
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