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Errant Dog lyrics

Have you seen that dog? I gotta get him back.
I had him tied to a tree, but he keeps getting out.
He s probably running loose with the bitches.
And when I catch him, I ll give him some stitches.
Oh I love him so much. Oh that stupid bitch is mine.
Errant dog! Errant dog!

They re talking down at the spa, now the word is out.
God damn I look like a jewel when he goes running around.
Gonna take him on Court TV
And show the world what he s done to me.
Oh I ll drag his ass back home, back where his ass belongs.
Errant dog! Errant dog!

He s my everything, he means the world to me.
He s my hopes and dreams, fungible property.
Sometimes I wonder why I put up with his shit.
If I could, I would become a lesbian.
I know I said dead or alive, but really dead is fine.
Just bring him here.
Errant dog! Errant dog!
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