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I ve Come For My Award lyrics

This is the Awards for Industry and Free Enterprise
So let me sit you down and tell you how I won first prize
I took on your free enterprise and your pretty little shops
Walked in with empty bags and walked out with the lot
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So I ve come for my award, I ve come for my award
I thought I d come in person that s the least I can afford
Let hands be shook
Champagne poured
Sentence ignored
Yes. I ve come for my award
This is the Awards for Industry and Free Enterprise
Anyone want a gold watch in a ladies size?
There s a few more round the back
I stole them from your shop
We ve got no more in silver, that s all that you d got
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I chatted with your guards and winked at roving eye
A thousand hidden cameras were searching cross the sky
But they didn t see me pinch them from underneath their eyes
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Jesus was my greatest accomplice
Jesus was my greatest accomplice
Jesus was my greatest accomplice
Yes, I ve come for my award
Hairdrier, overcoat, telly, dot-to-dot
Video, compact disc, there s nothing we forgot
Whilst I was busy smiling my father got the lot
I ve come for my Aaward
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