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Bad Pickup Lines lyrics

Here s a poem called Bad Pickup Lines

Hey don t I know you from the bus?
My mom has that same dress
Wanna see a trick I learned in prison?
How much were your breasts?
Are you drunk or is that just a lazy eye?

My tool needs a shed
I d like to park my corrective shoes underneath your bed
You think it s impressive now...this cold sore s just gettin started
Mind if I hang out here till it s safe back where I farted?

Scuse me if I interupted
And I m not trying to make a pass
But you must be leaving the country
If you re packing that much ass
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