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I Think My Dads Gone Crazy lyrics

[Intro:]
[Tuning TV]
[Eminem Snortin Crack]

[TV Presenter:]
Hello boys and girls
Today we re gonna talk about father and daughter relationships
Do you have a daddy?
I ll bet you do
[Door opens]
Who s your daddy?

[Hailie:]
Daddy, what re you doing?

[Beat starts]

[Eminem:]
Haha

[Eminem & Hailie:]
Ok then! everybody, listen up!

[Eminem:]
I m goin to hell, who s comin with me?

[Hailie:]
Somebody, please help him!
[giggle]
I think my dad gone crazy!

[Verse #1:]
There s no mountain I can t climb
There s no tower too high,
No plane that I can t learn how to fly
What do I gotta do to get through to you, to show you
There ain t nothing I can t take this chainsaw to
[Hailie Makes Chainsaw Sound]
Fuckin brain s brawn, and brass balls
I cut em off, I got em pickled and bronzed in a glass jar
Inside of a hall, with my framed autographed,
Sunglasses with elton john s name, on my drag wall
I m out the closet, I been lying my ass off
All this time, me and dre been fucking with hats off

[Dr Dre:]
Suck it marshall

[Eminem:]
So tell Laura and her husband to back off
Before I push this motherfucking button and blast off
And launch one of these russians, and that s all
[Hailie Makes Explosion Sound]
Blow every fucking thing, except afghanistan on the map, off
When will it stop? When will I knock the crap off?
[Knocking]
Hailie, tell em baby

[Hailie:]
My dad s lost it

[Chorus:]
[Eminem:]
There s really nothin else to say I, I can t explain it

[Hailie:]
I think my dad gone crazy!

[Eminem:]
A little help from Hailie Jade won t you tell em baby
[Hailie:]
I think my dad gone crazy!

[Eminem:]
There s nothin you could do or say that could ever change me
[Hailie:]
I think my dad gone crazy!

[Eminem:]
There s no one on earth that can save me, not even Hailie

[Hailie:]
I think my dad gone crazy!

[Verse 2:]
It s like my mother always told me
[Eminem Impersinates His Mom]
Rana Rana Rana Rana Rana Rana Rana Rana Rana Rana,
And codeine and goddamit, you little motherfucker
If you aint got nothin nice to say then don t say nothin
Uh..
Fuck that shit, bitch, eat a motherfuckin dick
Chew on a prick, and lick a million motherfuckin cocks per second
I d rather put out a motherfucking gospel record
I d rather be a pussy-whipped bitch, eat pussy
And have pussy-lips glued to my face with a clit-ring in my nose
Then quit bringin my flows, quit giving me my ammo
Can t you see why I m so mean? if y all leave me alone, this wouldn t be my
M.o.
I wouldn t have to go eenie meenie minie mo
Catch a homo by his toe, man I don t know no more
Am I the only fuckin one who s normal any more?

[Hailie:]
Dad

[Chorus]

[Verse #3:]
My songs can make you cry, take you by surprise
And at the same time, make you dry your eyes with the same rhyme
See what you re seeing is a genius at work
Which to me isn t work, so it s easy to misinterpret it at first,
Cuz when I speak, it s tongue in cheek
I d yank my fuckin teeth before I d ever bite my tongue
I d slice my gums, get struck by fuckin lightning twice at once
And die and come back as vanilla ice s son
And walk around the rest of my life spit on
And kicked and hit with shit, every time I sung
Like R Kelly as soon as "bump n grind" comes on
More pain inside of my brain, than the eyes of a little girl inside of a
Plane
Aimed at the World Trade, standin on Ronnie s grave,
Screaming at the sky, till clouds gather as Clyde Mathers and Bonnie Jade
And that s pretty much the gist of it, Parents are pissed, but the kids love
It
Nine millimeter, heater stashed, in two-seaters with meat cleavers
I don t blame you, I wouldn t let hailie listen to me neither

[Chorus]

[Outro:]
[Eminem:]
Crazy

[Hailie:]
Ha ha
You re funny daddy!
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