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Kyles Mom lyrics

[Cartman]
You guys, this is all Kyle s mom s fault.

[Kyle]
Shut up Cartman!

[Cartman]
Kyle s mom is the one who started that damn club, and all because she s a big fat stupid bit...

[Kyle]
Don t say it Cartman!

[Cartman]
Weeeeeelllllll!

[Kyle]
Don t do it Cartman!

[Cartman]
Weeeeeelllllll!

[Kyle]
I m warning you!

[Cartman]
Okay, okay...

[Kyle]
I m gettin pretty sick of him calling my mom a...

[Cartman]
Weeeeeelllllll, Kyle s mom s a bitch, she s a big fat bitch,
She s the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
She s a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch,
She s a bitch to all the boys and girls!

[Kyle]
Shut your fucking mouth Cartman!

[Cartman]
On Monday she s a bitch, on Tuesday she s a bitch,
And Wednesday through Saturday she s a bitch,
Then on Sunday, just to be different,
She s a super king kamehameha bi-atch!

Come on, you all know the words!

Have you ever met my friend Kyle s mom?
She s the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
She s a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair,
She s a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch...
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, she s a stupid bitch!
Kyle s mom s a bitch, and she just a dirty bitch!

Talk to kids around the world,
It might go a little bit somethin like this!

(Cartman & kids in various languages)

Have you ever met my friend Kyle s mom?
She s the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
She s a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair,
She s a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch...
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, she s a stupid bitch!

[Stan]
Uh, Cartman...

[Cartman]
Kyle s mom s a bitch, and she just a dirty bitch!

I really mean it Kyle s mom!
She s a big fat, fuckiiin biiiiiitch,
Mean old fat fuckin bitch, Kyle s moooom yeah-chaaaa...

What?

Oh, fuck...
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