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Take Off lyrics

[airline stewardess making announcements]

[Bubba Sparxxx]
I can t forget the bumps on the road to Heartsville
And I m scared to fly but surely Bubba Sparxxx will

Shit and I ain t slept, in a month of Sundays
Still I m wide awake as we coast out on the runway

And now the captain says I m number one for take off
But Timmy I m too weak all this starvin led to weight loss

Fear turns to adrenaline as life accelerates
I m headed to my destiny, how long you guess it takes - to get there?

The in flight movie today is "Gladiator"
But I can t afford the headphones, it s cool, I ll catch it later

I m cramped between two dudes, one from each coast
Yet we all agree a safe flight is what we need most

Hey stewardess, I can t handle all this turbulence
The ride s gettin bumpy and that shit don t help my nervousness

Now they fin to serve the meal, I think I ll go with steak
Every fuckin choice is crucial and we all know the breaks, in this game

I barely even noticed but we covered every state
Plus I m slowly turnin from feather to heavyweight - it s about time

I need to take a piss but I m still scared to get up
Please Lord protect those up in this air with us

The captain just started our approach into the sunset
I ve flown a million miles but the shit still ain t fun yet

When this journey is complete, you ll know by my reaction
Tears of jubilation as I m landin back in Athens - thank you Lord
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