song lyrics
Seagulls lyrics

There s seagulls shitting on my car
Seagulls shitting and they just keep shitting
Got a wasp s nest buzzing in my ear
A wasp s nest buzzing and it just keeps buzzing

Now I m going to need a mop
And I m going to need a bucket
And I m going to have to hire a skip
And shovel all the muck in it
I m giving off sharks, conducting electricity
I don t know how it started
But it seems it all finishes with

[Chorus]

I ve got an inbox full of spam
An outbox full of viruses
I m going to have to shut it down
And shove another sock in it
I m giving off sparks
Conducting electricity
Mulling it all over
Whilst standing in a puddle by this
And there s seagulls etc.
Some days you ve got to laugh
song lyrics