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The Centaur lyrics

Most people are curious
Some wanna get dirt on
The Centaur; I m famous
I walk around with no shirt on
The easiest way would be for you to lie face down
I m a man
But I m built like a horse from the waist down
People are afraid of me but act like they love me
Feast your eyes upon my nudity
I am Beauty AND the Beast
I have plenty to say
But nobody listens because my cock is so big
And the end of it glistens; so I m famous for it
"Freaky" is what everyone s name is for it
Sure, it s larger than yours
I m a CENTAUR for Chrissakes!
I like to eat rice cakes and listen to classical music
I m told passion is my specialty
But really I m old-fashioned
I m quite well-built
As fas as physiques go
So people seem to think that I belong in a freak show
They wanna have pictures taken
Constantly assumin that my sex drive
is three times that of a normal human
Askin silly questions like I m their personal mentor
All they care about is my big dick because I m the centaur
The porno industry
Wants to pay me lots of money to appear in books and movie
Cause they think I look funny
But I m lookin for true love
Not groupies and freaks
More than a huge cock - I have a complicated mind
I m not the favorite kind of companion
For the average person
Sometimes things start well
But eventually worsen when sex becomes a problem
Or else they re unimpressed with the attention that you get
Bein a centaur s love interest
You don t care about my next life
Just my ex-wife and the intimate details of our sex life
Most people are curious
Some wanna get dirt on
The Centaur; I m famous
I walk around with no shirt on
The easiest way would be for you to lie face down
I m a man
But I m built like a horse from the waist down
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