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If I Had A Boat lyrics
And if I had a boat
I d go out on the ocean
And if I had a pony
I d ride him on my boat
And we could all together
go out on the ocean
I said me upon my pony on my boat


And if I were Roy Rogers, I d sure enough be single,
I Couldn t bring myself to marryin no Dale,
Well it d just be me and Trigger, we d go riding through them movies,
And We d buy a boat and on the sea we d sail.

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Now the mystery masked man was smarter, he got himself a Tonto
Cause Tonto did the dirty work for free
but Tonto he was smarter, and one day said Kemosabe,
"Well kiss my ass, I bought a boat, I m going out to sea"

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And if I were like lightning, I wouldn t need no sneakers,
Well I d come and go whenever I would please,
And I d scare em by the shade tree, and I d scare em by the light post,
But I would not scare my pony on my boat out on the sea.

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Me upon my pony on my boat
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