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Lazy Man lyrics
It s not that I don t love you, you know how much I do
It s not that I m afraid at all, or that I m feeling blue
I m not angry I m not sick, there s nothing wrong me
You must understand my love I m lazy, lazy as can be

I m a lazy, lazy man I stay as lazy as I can
Heaven to me is watching Jeopardy! with my feet up on your upholstery
Waking up and working are two kinds of hell
Loafing is a sacred vow
If you re watching you might be able to tell, I m rolling over now

Go ahead, take a walk if you like
Play some tennis, water plants, ride your bike
I ll be here inanimate, idle, pardon me if I appear suicidal
Oh I lay my head on a hard loaf of bread wake me when the meal is through
Breakfast in bed would be better instead, if I only didn t have to chew

I m a lazy, lazy man I stay as lazy as I can
Heaven to me is watching Jeopardy! with my feet up on your upholstery
Waking up and working are two kinds of hell
Loafing is a sacred vow
If you re watching you might be able to tell, I m rolling over now
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