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Honeymoon Song lyrics

We were shoveling sunshine, the hard times were the good times
In the back of a good times van, wedding ring fresh on your hand
I guess you were a little shy, when you gave me some nipple pie
You reached over and grabbed my wood, don t you know that it felt so good.
With you is where I belong, that s why I sing this honeymoon song?

Well I spilled my red wine, just below your borderline
Finally got your bra undone. My Johnson was on the run
Your head was a keeping time; you were blowing more than my mind
I was slapping on your behind, parked in the bush doing sixty-nine
Honey with you I can do no wrong. That s why I sing this honeymoon song

Your nails were digging in. Your teeth were biting skin
Then you pulled out a big black whip
Took me on a love slave trip

I screaming for my life
Whatever happened to my wife? Said to call you Madam X
Well this ain t no country boy sex!
You beat me black n blue for so long
Guess it s my fate, this honeymoon song

You locked the doors on the Chevy van
Slapped the cuffs on my hands
I couldn t even try to shout
You strapped a red ball in my mouth
I was thinking bout the wedding vows
How that s a bad idea now
I was thinking till death do us part
Buddy that s a bad place to start
Oh where has my sunshine gone?
It s too late, it s my honeymoon song
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