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Hangover Mondays lyrics

My bedroom smells like stale beer and

cold McDonalds
Fries I woke up for my interview with

mucus in my eyes
My morning pee reminds me of a sprinkler

I once stole,
Do you know how hard it is to get 3

streams in I bowl
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Hangover Mondays- Tuesday looking great
Hangover-over Monday- I burped to taste

the dinner fries I ate
My image in mirror keeps moving in frame
To the rhythmic pulsing pounding of the

blood in my
Brain It s- hard-.Its hard to find my

toothbrush since it s use
The
Night before It gathered up a -hairball

I when I found
It on the floor Hangover Monday take a

little Advil for
The head Hangover Monday this is what my

mother
Always said...
Your liver gonna kill you
Your livers gonna kill you
Just wait and see
So I ll get another one like David

Crosby
Hangover Monday s and Mickey Mantle
Hangover Monday s after all this
I m sure a transplant I could handle
I unplugged the phone sometime around

four
When my girlfriend called to yell at me

about
My arm around a whore
I couldn t recall this woman as I

scratched my throbbing head
Till I found her passed out naked on

the floor besides my bed
Hangover Monday s I woke her then I

called a cab
Hangover Monday s she told me that the

sex was really bad
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