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Don t Ask Me How I Know lyrics

Don t ride your bike off a ramp that s more than three bricks high
Don t take that candy from the store if you ain t got the dime
Don t pick a fight with a little guy that doesn t talk that much
Don t pick up a cherrybomb thinkin it s a dud
And don t sneak out of a 2 story house usin bed sheets for a rope
Don t ask me how I know

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Sell your truck while it s still runnin , save the Jesus off the dash
Say a prayer when you feel like cussin , save your money pay with cash
Forget your pride, buy the roses, if you re sorry tell her so
Don t drink the water in Mexico
Don t ask me how I know

Don t quit your high school football team halfway through the season
Don t bust your buddy in the nose when you know he didn t mean it
Don t lose a girl you love at home for a night in Panama City
Don t rush off the phone when your Mama calls you ain t that busy
Ya oughta make that drive to say goodbye to your grampa fore he goes
Don t ask me how I know

(Chorus)

Forget your pride buy the roses, if you love her tell her so,
Don t go to Vegas with your heart broke,
Don t bum your cousin for that first smoke
I m tellin ya, don t drink the water in Mexico
Don t ask me how I know
Don t ask me how I know
I just know
Sell your truck while it s still runnin , say a prayer when you feel like cussin
I know,
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