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Constipated lyrics

[Parody of "Complicated" by Avril Lavigne]
Eat out
Whatchya cooking for?
My friends think I m such a bore
Just cause I won t go with them out to eat
Processed meat
I steer clear of Burger King
Fast Food
It just ain t my thing
And if you understood what it does to me
You would see
Cause then later on
I m stuck in the john
I trying to relax
I m taking ex-lax
I ve so stressing out
There s zilch coming out of me
Tell me
Why does fast food make me so constipated?
No matter what I order doesn t come back out
It gets me frustrated
It makes no differnce
What I get, you can bet
If it s meat, or it s sweet
Could be fries, there s no compromise
My gastrointestinal track doesn t wanna take it
No, no, no
I drove out to see the Doc
I m still coping with the shock
Cause next thing
That I know, he s giving me
A colonoscopy
Then when I m out of stamina
Time for another enima
What s worse
They still don t know why Micky D s is making me
A slave to the can
A Metamucil man
I can t seem to go
I m tense head to toe
The viens in my neck
Are bulging out of me
Tell me
Why does fast food make me so constipated?
No matter what I order doesn t come back out
It gets me frustrated
It makes no differnce
Where I go, Domino s
Dairy Queen, Krispy Kreme
KFC, no thank you please
My gastrointestinal track doesn t wanna take it
No, no, no
No, no, no
No, no, no
No, no, no
Eat out
Whatchya cooking for?
I can t take this anymore
Don t you even think about inviting me
Can t you see
That when I get home
I m stuck on the throne
I trying to relax
I m taking ex-lax
I m so stressing out
There s zilch coming out of me
Tell me
Why does fast food make me so constipated?
No matter what I order doesn t come back out
It gets me frustrated
It makes no differnce
What I try, or apply
Sour Kraut, Brussel Sprouts
Pune Juice, it s just no use
My gastrointestinal track doesn t wanna take it
No, no, no
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