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Every Other Time lyrics

[Parody of "Every Other Time" by LFO]
I said forget about it
As I drive off away from the drive through
This Dunkin Donuts lady never gets my order straight
I said Bavarian Creme
But she s got a funny way of thinking I meant Eclair
I d like to shove my Donut up her ass
And drive off with my finger in the air
Oh yeah
I order black, she gives me cream
Sometimes it s something in between
Sometimes she looks as though she might have figured it out
But then she just changes her mind
My juice is hot, my coffee s cold
Sometimes my donut s growing mold
This Dunkin Donut lady,
There s something wrong with her
It s every other time
Every other time
Sometimes I sit around thinking I could avoid aggravation
If I just pour myself some Rice Crispies
Or just toast up some Pop Tarts
But when I taste that Egg and Cheese
The muscles give out in my knees
And then my eyes they roll back in my head; nuff said
I think I m hooked what can I do?
I give my order then drive through
But guaranteed when I pull up
It s not the way, uh-uh uh-uh, I ordered it
Sometimes it s black, sometimes it s cream
Sometimes it s something in between
Sometimes she looks as though she might have figured it out
But then she just changes her mind
I never said I wanted Chai
Sometimes I swear I think she s high
This Dunkin Donut lady,
There s something wrong with her
It s every other time
Every other time
Every other time
Give it up homegirl, you should quit
You know and if you don t I think I m sick of it
I m gonna drive my car right off the lot
Cause there s a Krispy Kreme right down the block
I said forget about it
As I drove off away from the drive through
This Dunkin Donuts lady never gets my order straight
I order black, she gives me cream
Sometimes it s something in between
Sometimes she looks as though she might have figured it out
But then she just changes her mind
My juice is hot, my coffee s cold
Sometimes my donut s growing mold
This Dunkin Donut lady,
There s something wrong with her
It s every other time
Every other time
Give it up homegirl, you should quit
You know and if you don t I think I m sick of it
I m gonna drive my car right off the lot
Cause there s a Krispy Kreme right down the block
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