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Hermaphrodite lyrics

[Parody of "Kryptonite" by 3 Doors Down]
I took a walk around the block to ease my troubled mind
It seems I fell in love and well I guess she s quite a find
There s just one problem and I don t mean to be rude
But I think my woman is a dude
My baby s gender is ambiguous to me
And I ve seen the Springer show
J just way too much to be at ease
Is she man or woman, a rooster or a hen?
Is she a Barbie or is she a Ken?
I may be crazy but I think my girlfriend is a man
Say what s your name again?
Samantha or did you say it s Sam?
I can t tell if my baby is a he or a hermaphrodite
You call me weird, you call me freak
Cause my girl s genetically unique
But I take advantage of the things that we hold common to
She watches sports and works on cars
She even programs VCRs
Don t tick her off cause she can bench 300 pounds
I may be crazy but I think my girlfriend is a man
I d give a million bucks to find out if she sits or she stands
I can t tell if my baby is a he or a hermaphrodite
I may be crazy but I think my girlfriend is a man
Please tell me does she have testosterone or estrogen glands
I can t tell if my baby is a he or a hermaphrodite
Yeah
I may be crazy but I think my girlfriend is a man
Should I risk finding out or run away as fast as I can?
I can t tell if my baby is a he or a hermaphrodite
She s a dude
She s a dude
She s a dude
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