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Who s Gonna Take Me Home lyrics

Bartender s sittin them shots on the bar
Those last two Jagar bombs hit me hard
My best friend left and took the keys to my car
Who s gonna take me home?

That dad gum Jimmy he took me out back
Pulled a Marlboro cigarette out of his cap
Now I remember why I quit all that
Who s gonna take me home?

Well, I can t drive, I can t walk
And I m a little too high to crawl
I ll hold up this wall
Till I come down or the room stops spinnin
Gonna stand right here and chill out for a minute

Standin in the men s room waitin on a stall
Lean my head up against the cool concrete wall
Hey there s a few numbers I guess I could call
Who s gonna take me home?
(Where s my cell phone?)

Well, I can t drive, I can t walk
And I m a little too high to crawl
I ll hold up this wall
Till I come down or the room stops spinnin
Gonna stand right here, Oh wait just a minute!

Twelve little hotties crammed in a back booth
With a bachelorette all drinkin Vermouth
Lucky for there s just enough room

Well hello girls, next round s on me
Toast a few drinks to the bide to be
Close the town down and then we ll see
Who s gonna take me home?

Yeah, who s gonna take me home?
Yeah, who s gonna take me home?

I can t drive
I can t walk
Too high
To crawl
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