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I Can t Do It Alone lyrics

(announcer) ladies and gentleman
Miss velma kelly in an act of desperation

(velma kelly)
My sister and i had an act that couldn t flop,
My sister and i were headed straight for the top,
My sister and earned a thou a week at least, oh yea
But my sister is now unfortuntly deceased,
I know it s sad of course
But a fact is still a fact
And now all that remains is the remains,
Of a perfect... double... act
Watch this!
Now you have to imagine it with two people,
It s swell with two people,
First i d,
Then she d
Then we d
But i can t do it alone
Then she d
Then i d
Then we d
But i can t do it alone
She d say what s your sister like
I d say men
She d say you re the cats meow
Then we d wow the crowd again
When she d go
I d go
We d go
Then those ding dong daddies started to roar
Whistled, stomped, stamped on the floor,
Yelling, screaming, begging for more,
And we d say ok fellows, keep your socks up,
Cause you ain t seen nothing yet
But i simply cannot do it alone,
So what d ya think huh?
Come on you can say

(roxie blows a rasberry)

(velma)
I know you re right the first part is s***
But the second part, the second part is really nifty, ok
She d go
I d go
We d go
Then those two-bit johnny s did it aproud
To cheer the best attraction in town
They nearly tore the balcony down,
And we d say ok boys we re going home,
But before we go here s a few more partin shots,
And this, this we did in perfect unison
Now you see me going through it
You make think there s nothing to it
But i simply cannot do it... alone(hold note)
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