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Locking Doors lyrics

Locking doors, spotless pores, finding comfort in a total bore, the number four,
Genealogical lore, nothing feels good unless I ve felt it before.

The neighbor s gay, he shouldn t be that way,
I m gonna treat him like a person but not today, when I m old and grey, and
he s dying of AIDS, I m gonna stop by his bed to remind him to pray.

Melvin is locking doors
He makes everything a chore
And he don t really care no more
Melvin is locking doors

Nervous when my little woman friend makes me kinda wanna be a man again.
Don t wanna bend, better to offend, but I ll get pissed when she looks at other men.

Melvin is locking doors
He makes everything a chore
And he don t really care no more

Melvin is locking doors
Locking doors, salting sores, when one wimp winces we ll win this war,
Show me some gore, man I m so hardcore, but it doesn t feel good unless I ve felt it before.
Nothing feels good unless I ve felt it before.
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