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I hired a video and put it under the Tele
I taped this and that an I watched the films
I soon got soaked - nay saturated
So I phoned the rental company to - fetch it back.

An I m drying out now
I m drying out
Don t think I ve done to much damage
Just a mild form of video pneumonia.

It could have been worse
Our plumbers got it bad
You see we just moved house
To a cottage on a hill.

I had to fetch him out
To mend the pipes
An when he saw the house he said "Bloody hell Cliff, Psycho 2"
There s not much hope for him
And when he d finished I took him home
To watch the Texas Chain-saw Massacre.
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